Sera Ryder, my stepdaughter, is very enthusiastic about Halloween, but really, I can’t let her wear the costume she picked since it’s essentially lingerie and I can see her little underwear. She doesn’t even have a bra on and looks far too hot in it! Her little titles beg to be handled carelessly. She didn’t understand why I was making such a big deal about the outfit’s dangers, so I guess I’ll have to show her everything that someone else could do to her—all the naughty and seductive details.